tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3358063451709536092012-02-17T08:35:49.480+10:30Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335806345170953609.post-84451028083250133062008-04-12T13:30:00.001+09:302008-04-12T13:30:30.355+09:30<p align="center"><strong>CHARISMATIC</strong> - Only 1<br />Hands are already in the air.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>PENTECOSTAL</strong> - 10<br />One to change the bulb, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>PRESBYTERIAN</strong> - none<br />Light will go on and off at predestined times.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>ROMAN CATHOLIC</strong> - none<br />Candles only.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>BAPTIST</strong> - at least 15<br />One to change the bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>EPISCOPALIAN</strong> - 3<br />One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>MORMON</strong> - 5<br />One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.<br />(<em>I don't know why the person who wrote this joke included mormonism... they're not christian at all, but still funny nonetheless</em>)</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>UNITARIAN</strong><br />We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need of a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>METHODIST</strong> - undetermined<br />Whether your light is bright, dull or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.<br />(<em>seriously, I don't understand this, and don't think it applies at all to my church... maybe their methodism is different?</em>)</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>NAZARENE</strong> - 6<br />One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>LUTHERAN</strong> - none<br />Lutherans don't believe in change.</p><br /><p align="center"><strong>AMISH<br /></strong>What's a light bulb?</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/335806345170953609-8445102808325013306?l=blog.myf.org.au' alt='' /></div>BaSS_LeViTEnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335806345170953609.post-86849146297180640742008-02-28T18:18:00.005+10:302008-02-29T13:36:10.796+10:30CMCA Methodist Youth Fellowship website is now up and running! Our blog is also launched at <a href="http://blog.myf.org.au/" target="_top">blog.myf.org.au</a>. Your comments are welcomed!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/335806345170953609-8684914629718064074?l=blog.myf.org.au' alt='' /></div>Georgenoreply@blogger.com1